The Casanova

With 2 slices of Wisconsin Swiss some mushrooms & ham, it’s a cheeseburger & mouth love affair waiting to happen.

The Gypsy

She travels w/ Wisconsin fresh Mozzarella, cucumbers, red onions & tomatoes. If you’re lucky, one day her home might be your tummy.

The Mama Mia

Wisconsin Mozzarella, pepperoni & pizza sauce on a crusty Italian loaf. The food Gods have spoken loud & clear & maybe w/ a slight Sicilian accent.

The Brooklyn

Piled high w/ Wisconsin Swiss, corned beef & sauerkraut, hunger has nowhere to hide. Rest in peace hunger, rest in peace.

The Honky Tonk

Its got barbecue sauce, pulled pork, onion rings, & two slices of Wisconsin Brick cheese. Get your canines ready for some down & dirty fun.

The Uncle Sam

Nothing goes w/ the Red, White & Blue like two yellow slices of Wisconsin cheddar, 2 beef patties, 2 strips of crispy bacon, red onion, tomatoes, iceberg lettuce & mayonnaise. It just screams “I’m proud to be an American!”

The LumberJack

With Wisconsin Cheddar & Swiss cheese, two beef patties & too many other toppings to mention, it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner & a few snacks rolled into one.

The Highwayman

This cheeseburgers a one-way road trip to Yummyville. Wisconsin Brick & Cheddar, onion rings, a fried egg & ham. Wanna ride shotgun?

The Macho Nacho

One‎ stomach alone does not stand a chance against The Macho Nacho. A two-stomach tag team might fare a little better but would still be considered a decisive underdog by most bookies. Three stomachs versus The Macho Nacho could finally result in an evenly matched fight. Is your stomach ready to rumble?

The Couch Potato

The‎ remote control in one hand. The Couch Potato in the other. What else could a person ask for? Created for anyone w/ a finely honed sedentary lifestyle, The Couch Potato ensures you won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. So put the recliner in cruise control & pop open a cold one. You’ve earned it.

The Roadhouse

If you’re the kind of person who orders a milkshake w/ a cheeseburger then has the audacity to drink it w/ a straw, please do us all a big favor & steer clear of The Roadhouse. Prepared to go toe to toe w/ the heartiest of appetites, this bad boy packs a punch that’ll leave your chops wondering what hit ‘em.

The Havana

That’s not your stomach growling, it’s your stomach screaming ‘Feed me this cheeseburger now!’ The Havana is the first cousin to the well-known Cubano sandwich. In- separable from childhood to adulthood, the two drifted apart when The Havana gained international notoriety as one of the Cheese & Burger Society top thirty cheeseburgers. To this very day, the two remain estranged.

The Handyman

There’s no job that The Handyman can’t handle. This mouthwatering mound of meat & cheese has the skills to satisfy whatever needs satisfying. Empty stomach? The Handyman can fill ‘er up & then some. Taste buds need a little attention? The Handyman has the tools to tackle the task.

The Southern Belle

Charming & graceful, The Southern Belle won’t spend time w/ anyone but a true gentleman. She prefers the company of a man who doesn’t talk w/ his mouth full or use his sleeve as a napkin. If you possess the wherewithal to refrain from such gaucheries, The Southern Belle might just give you the time of day.

Calamari

Fresh squid rings hand-battered & fired then tossed & sauteed off in our own pepper ring sauce.

Homemade Potato Chips

A basket of our kettle-style home cooked chips drizzled w/ our own Gorgonzola cheese cream sauce & topped w/ fresh cut scallions! Oh yeah they’re yummy!

Hand-Battered Chicken Fingers

Fresh-cut chicken fingers, hand-battered w/ your choice of sauces. Walestale pale ale.

Stuffed Potato Skins

Fresh‎ Idaho spuds stuffed w/ bacon & cheddar jack cheese, topped w/ diced scallions & served w/ sour cream. Rogue Dead Guy

Jumbo Quesadilla

Buttered & grilled flour tortilla stuffed w/ cheddar jack cheese & black bean sauce. Topped w/ homemade salsa & served w/ sour cream.

Loaded Nachos

Fresh-made corn tortilla chips topped w/ our black bean sauce, shredded lettuce, salsa, diced tomatoes, black olives, jalapenos & scallions. Loaded w/ cheddar jack cheese of course! Served w/ sour cream.

Cheese Nachos

Fresh made corn tortilla chips smothered w/ cheddar jack cheese. Topped w/ scallions & fresh salsa.

Our World Famous Chicken Wings

One pound of our fresh, hand-seasoned, oven-baked chicken wings w/ your choice of sauce.

Basket O’ Fries

A heaping basket of our fantastic home-made french fries served w/ your choice of Bacon-Ranch, Chipotle Ketchup, or our own Tiger dipping sauce.

Onion Rings

Fresh home-made thick cut Smithwick’s Ale beer-battered onion rings. Served w/ a side of our own BBQ Chipotle sauce for dipping.

Classic Ceasar

Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed w/ parmesan cheese & a creamy Caesar dressing.

The Abbey’s Buffalo Chicken Ceasar Salad

Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed w/ our ceasar salad dressing, w/ croutons & Buffalo Chicken chunks & fresh Bleu cheese crumble.

Oriental Chicken

Fresh garden mix lettuce w/ red cabbage, diced tomatoes, rice noodles, cucumbers & scallions. Topped w/ our own creamy Oriental dressing, sesame seeds & grilled Teriyaki chicken.

Traditional Garden

Crisp Romaine & Iceberg lettuce topped w/ diced tomatoes, cucumbers, black olives, pepperoncini peppers & red onion.

The Abbey Taco Salad

Fresh Iceberg lettuce topped w/ chili, Cheddar Jack cheese, tomatoes, black beans, red onions & sour cream. Served in our gigantic homemade taco shell.

Jay’s Classic Chopped Cobb

Fresh thin-sliced Iceberg lettuce tossed w/ diced tomatoes, sliced avocado, hard-boiled egg, bacon, grilled chicken chunks, & chunky crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing. Not to be missed.

Baked Onion

A crock of our homemade traditional onion soup w/ melted provolone & swiss cheese.

Baked Chili

Our own chili made w/ grade “A” beef, chunks of tenderloin steak, kidney beans, peppers, onions & stewed tomatoes. Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl & topped w/ cheddar jack cheese, sour cream, scallions & jalapenos.

New England Clam Chowder

Homemade white chowder, thick & chuck full of clams! Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl w/ oyster crackers & topped w/ dill seasonings.

Broccoli Cheddar

Our own broccoli cheddar soup, thick & delicious. Served in a fresh-baked bread bowl.

The Billy-Bob

Tender pulled pork rib meat, slow-simmered & marinated in our own BBQ sauce. Served on a warm fresh-baked hoagie roll!

Philly Cheese Steak

Lean shaved steak smothered in peppers, onions, mushrooms & topped w/ melted American cheese. Served on a fresh-baked hoagie roll.

The Classic Reuben

Lean corned beef steamed w/ sauerkraut & melted Swiss cheese. Served on fresh marble rye w/ homemade Russian dressing.

Reuben’s Uncle

Fresh shaved turkey topped w/ coleslaw, Russian dressing & Swiss cheese. Served on grilled wheat bread.

The Garden Patty

Served on a fresh roll w/ lettuce, tomato & onion.

Le French Dip

Our fresh roasted beef, steamed & topped w/ melted Swiss cheese. Served on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll. Served w/ a side of our own Au Jus fer dippin.

Now that’s a Grilled Cheese.

Your choice of cheese on grilled Texas toast.

Turkey BLT Wrap

Fresh-cut turkey w/ bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise.

Deli Wraps

Your choice of fresh turkey, roast beef, shaved steak or corned beef w/ lettuce, onion, tomato & your choice of cheese on a fresh wrap.

The Tender, & we mean tender, Tip Sandwich

Filet Mignon tips topped w/ sautéed mushrooms, onions & melted provolone cheese on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll.

Da’ Sausage Grindah

Italian sausage, grilled w/ peppers & onions. Served on a warm fresh baked hoagie roll.

The Monterey

Grilled & topped w/ BBQ sauce, bacon, & cheddar jack cheese on a sour dough bun.

The Bacon/ Swiss/ Honey-Mustard one.

Grilled & topped w/ bacon & Swiss cheese over lettuce & honey mustard dressing on a fresh-baked sour dough bun.

The Cahoun

Blackened, grilled & topped w/ cheddar cheese. Served w/ lettuce, tomato & a homemade Cajun mayonnaise on a sour dough bun.

BBQ Chicken

Grilled & topped w/ Cheddar cheese, red onion, lettuce & Ranch dressing on a sour dough bun.

California Cobb Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast served over fresh lettuce, sliced tomato & our own Cucumber Wasabi dressing. Topped w/ fresh sliced avocado & served on our toasted & buttered sourdough bun.

Smothered Chicken

Grilled & topped w/ sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms & provolone cheese. Served over lettuce, tomato & Dijon mustard on a sour dough bun.

The Great Southwestern

Grilled & topped w/ a homemade black bean sauce & cheddar jack cheese. Served over lettuce, tomato & ranch dressing.

The Buffalicken

Grilled & tossed in our own Buffalo sauce. Served over lettuce & blue cheese on a sour dough bun.

Cheddar Melt Chicken

Grilled & topped w/ sautéed onions, roasted tomato & cheddar cheese. Served over lettuce & scallion dressing on a sour dough bun.

Chicken Parmesan

Hand-breaded & topped w/ homemade marinara & melted provolone on a fresh-baked sour dough bun.

Phil’s Revenge

Fresh grilled flatbread stuffed w/ tender Filet Mignon, cheddar cheese, diced red onion, tomatoes, shredded lettuce & cucumbers topped w/ our own ranch dressing.

Aged Top Sirloin

21-day aged hand-trimmed & cut prime top sirloin. Served w/ coleslaw & your choice of side.

Cajun Cream Jumbalaya

Cajun chicken, Andouille sausage, fresh peppers & onions. Served over fettucini & bathed in a homemade Cajun cream sauce.

Ye Olde Fish & Chips

Fresh fish, hand-breaded & cooked to perfection! Served w/ coleslaw & our famous French fries.

Fettucini Alfredo

A‎ classic, traditionally prepared.

Jumbo Burrito

Extra large flour tortilla, stuffed w/ our own black bean sauce, peppers, onions, cheddar jack cheese & chicken or beef. Topped w/ salsa, hot peppers & served w/ sour cream. Served w/ choice of side & coleslaw.

Penne w/ Sauteed Chicken Medallions

Penne pasta w/ sautéed chicken medallions & tender broccoli in a light parmesan butter sauce.

Baby Back Ribs

Meticulously prepared, seasoned & oven-baked. We finish these on our open flame broiler & baste them twice in our own BBQ sauce. Served w/ coleslaw & your choice of side. 1/2 rack $13.99 full rack

Pasta Primavera

Fresh vegetables served over a bed of fettucini bathed in a creamy parmesan sauce.

Geary’s Pale Ale

Monterey Chicken Platter

Grilled chicken breast topped w/ our own BBQ sauce, bacon, cheddar jack cheese, scallions & diced tomatoes. Served w/ grilled vegetables & choice of side.

The Classic

Our grade “A” 10 oz. beef burger, cooked to perfection! Served w/ lettuce & tomato on a sour dough bun.

Smokey BBQ

Topped w/ homemade smokey BBQ sauce, mild cheddar cheese & bacon.

The Jay-Dog

Special seasonings, Vermont Swiss, sautéed onions & mushrooms, mayonnaise & lettuce.

Ragin’ Cajun

Cajun‎ spice, cheddar cheese & lettuce w/ a homemade Cajun spread.

The Wild ‘Shroom

Wild grilled mushrooms topped w/ melted Vermont Swiss cheese over lettuce, tomato & mayo.

Da Wop

Spicy marinara & melted mozzarella, Mangia!

The Great American

Our 10 oz. all-beef patty w/ special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onion, pickles & tomato on a sour dough bun.

Crazy Rooskie

Corned beef & our homemade Russian dressing, sauerkraut & melted Swiss cheese.

Tijuana-Mama

Fresh guacamole, marinated hot pepper rings & sour cream. It’s pretty damn good!

Ah-Sooooo!

Teriyaki sauce, green scallions, crispy rice noodles & diced red cabbage.

Remember The Alamo

Chili, diced red onion & melted cheddar jack cheese.

Buffalo Burger

Special‎ seasonings, homemade Buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing & lettuce.

And introducing…. “The Hair-of-the-dog-that-bit-you Burger”

It’s one hangover killing bad-boy. Our 10oz. patty smothered in sauteed onion, & topped w/ a grilled sausage patty, fried egg, 2 strips of bacon, & American cheese. Served over mayo on a toasted & buttered sourdough bun.

The Classic Pepperoni

Our own pizza sauce, fresh sliced genuine pepperoni & fresh Mozzarella cheese.

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Our Smokey BBQ sauce, diced grilled chicken & sliced green olives, under our cheddar & Monterey Jack blended cheese.

Sausage & Carmelized Onion

Sliced Italian sausage, caramelized Spanish onion, & Mozzarella cheese.

Buffalo Chicken

Buffalo sauce, diced grilled chicken & our own Cheddar & Monterey Jack cheese. Served w/ blue cheese dressing of course!

The White Pizza

Our fresh pizza shell topped w/ our own Gorgonzola cream sauce & smothered under a blanket of fresh mozzarella & topped w/ grilled diced chicken.

The Cheesey-Cheese Burger Pizza

Our fresh pizza shell topped w/ our ketchup sauce, crumbled grilled hamburger, & our shredded cheddar blended cheeses. Baked to perfection & topped w/ shredded lettuce, & diced tomato & pickles, & mayo! Phil say’s ”It’s good. Really good.”

Avobaken

That’s right. Avobaken. Sliced fresh avocado, chopped bacon, & diced chicken atop our own pizza sauce & shredded mozzarella. A sprinkle of cilantro just ’cause we can.

Bacon Bleu Pizza

Chopped bacon, Bleu cheese crumble & diced onion over olive oil & shredded mozzarella. Yummy.

Hazelnut

Wild Blueberry

Southern Pecan

Sumatra

Vermont Country Blend Decaf

Golden French Toast

Snicker-doodle Pie

Chocolate Overload Cake